Daegu weekend - not safe for work (or children) - part 1

This weekend I went to Daegu to say goodbye to Cindy (even though she's coming to Jinju next weekend) and do some other things. I had a list of stuff I sort of had planned to do and just about none of it got crossed off that list. And I was perfectly happy about it. Dallas and Josh waited for me and the 3 of us got the nice (express) bus to Daegu. We got to the city around 10, got a motel room (where the lady gave us some interesting looks and questioned our need for multiple toothbrushes), dropped off our stuff and left. Cindy was going to meet us out for a low-key evening, but she lives about 30-40 minutes from downtown and since it was already 10, she decided to stay home. So I ended up walking around with Josh and Dallas trying to follow this awful map to a bar they wanted to see. We had dinner and went to a couple of bars, walked down a scary alley or two, and ended up taking shots of whiskey with a bartender after he closed the bar.


I can't really post most of what happened the rest of the night, but at some point around dawn, after I just got home, I had to go back out in pajamas to pick up Dallas, who dropped his can of Pringles on the ground and promptly ate them anyway (although none that actually touched the ground). Josh's facebook status pretty much sums up the weekend, so I borrowed it from him:


My Weekend in Quotes: "Daegu 'Kimchi' is delicious", "This KOREAN map says to keep walking until the end of the street","OMG they gave us the slut bed","Two toothbrushes or three *wink, wink*","I think this map is wrong"," Read the comments","Set the Swan to RAMMING speed","I hope none of us have herpes","It was like 200 degrees and tasted like picante sauce, and no he wasn't Mexican","I feel weird. Why? I just bought two girl shirts. It is ok this is KOREA!","Ryan it is your job to tactfully tell him to leave, k!","Blue, PICK BLUE!!!","We should have learned by now not to listen to Korean maps","He's my style","Whiskey shots!","I'll ask him, hey do you think he is hot, do you want to have playtime with him?? Yes right now!","Ryan, help me I am lost in Mokpo!","We have been walking for three hours and haven't found anything","I'm hungry","What, Tommy doesn't have a cell phone where he is?","Best PORN ever!","The best part was the surround sound snoring","Thank god he is pretty","He stole my choco cookies","It is an experience" .Thank you Ms. Ryan Hackman and Mr. Dallas Nickell for my my first trip to Daegu so memorable. Thanks for the invite!


More of the tamer parts of the weekend (including pictures) coming soon. I have to wait for Dallas and Cindy to send me their pics or to post them on facebook. Here's one from a photo booth we did Sunday afternoon to hold you over.